Weekly Wrap-Up

Jeff wrote about inane things said on the softball field, stuff like “good eye,” and “my bad.” Perhaps if he spent more attention on his own game instead of thinking about stuff people say, everyone would be happier.

Trainer Dave answered the question about what makes a good workout and how much pain is associated with the words “good workout?”

Kelli talked about what satanic music she listens to while exercising and told us about the end of her latest get fit program.

Kelli also offered $20 to a random asker of a question to Trainer Dave.

Over on our I Ruin Sports Facebook page, the following links were posted:

NBA baller Kyrie Irving dresses up as an old man and goes to a local park to mess with people. Great stuff.

The best baseball catch you’ll ever see.

A video in memory of Brett Lawrie, suspended for throwing his helmet at an umpire.

Inane Softball Statements: Good Game

After each church softball game the teams exchange high fives and say “good game” to each other. This annoys me. I don’t mind good sportsmanship and whatnot, but honestly, most of the time someone aint telling the truth.

There are one of two possibilities going on here:

1) I am lying. If we have beaten you, seriously, you did not have a good game. There’s no way our team wins if the other team played a good game. If we lose, that doesn’t necessarily mean the winning team had a good game, it just means we played normal. Very few people in church softball have good games, which is why they are playing church softball to begin with.

2) I am being lied to. I am capable of having a good game one or two times a season, but most of the time I didn’t. I know my errors more than anyone else and to have people tell me I had a good game when I just want to go home and assume the fetal position for a night and cry, is not helpful.

Recently I have experimented with other adjectives, things like “fine game” or “nice game.” Those words have a much broader meaning. Perhaps the guy with the “nice game” was merely being a nice guy while playing the game. “Fine game” could technically mean the guy is eligible for fines due to bad play or bad attitude.

All I know is that this is the moment in all church softball games where church goers lie the most. Is this a time for more honesty, or do we just let it go and assume white lies are OK depending on context?

Inane Softball Statements: My Bad

Grounder hit to shortstop. Shortstop, shocked he caught the ball, throws18 feet over the head of the first-baseman. Shortstop then says, “My bad.”

And I cringe.

“My bad” bothers me for two reasons:

1) It’s grammatically impossible. Not that I’m a grammar expert, you’ll find numerous comma errors and run-ons and fragments in my writing, but let’s examine this phrase grammatically. “My” is a possessive pronoun. A pronoun substitutes for a proper name. “My” substitutes for Jeff. “My” also shows possession, Jeff owns something.

The something that is owned has to be a noun. A thing can only be a noun. However, “bad” is not a noun, it’s an adjective. “Bad” describes a thing and cannot be a thing. “Bad,” since it’s not a thing, cannot be owned. “My bad” makes no grammatical sense.

2) No kidding. I wasn’t the one who threw over the first-baseman’s head. Does the catcher say “Oh, good, glad you said that. For a minute I thought it was my bad.” No kidding it was your bad. Why would you assume you need to inform us of this? We all saw what happened.

I much prefer “oops,” or the humble “sorry” over this ungrammatical gibberish. The only thing worse than losing softball games is losing them while being ungrammatical.

Inane Softball Statements: Good Eye

Softball season started this past week. Generally, church softball is a very encouraging atmosphere. People try to be positive and nice and generally non-worldy in a very non-competitive “but our church is better than yours” kind of way.

When people are trying to be encouraging during an activity that clearly demonstrates one’s lack of talent, coordination and general well-being, pretty stupid things are said. Which leads me to this post:

Inane Softball Statements: Good eye.

This one cracks me up. People say “good eye” to a batter when the batter doesn’t swing at a pitch which is luckily called a ball.

I imagine that this statement is fine to say to most people but not to me. Anyone who watches me play softball should eventually observe that I never swing at the first pitch. I’ve not swung at a first pitch during the 17 years I’ve played church softball.

However, if paying attention were the norm of people playing church softball, they’d probably play something tougher than church softball. That being the case, every time I don’t swing at the first pitch and it’s a ball, someone says “good eye.”

This statement is also funny to me because I’m legally blind. I have never had a good eye, that’s one of the major problems in my life. But again, that whole “paying attention” gig aint at the top of talents church softball players have.

I’m waiting for the day when I hear “good foot” or “good neck.” It would also be refreshing when a guy looks at a strike to hear, “Bad eye.” Be original softball players.

Plan B – 2 Days To Go…

Apparently I am the only person in the world who can gain weight on a no carb diet. Yay, me!

Workout: 45 minutes on treadmill

Food: 
Brekkies: 2 eggs, 2 slices turkey bacon
Lunch: green beans, almonds and….oh yeah, a turkey burger with a little cheddar cheese.
Dinner: Chicken, green beans
Snack: Nuts, string cheese (x2)

Trainer Tuesday: What’s a “Good” Workout?

It’s Ask the Trainer day around these parts, so we interrupted our resident trainer, Dave (he was lifting massive weights with ease and with a smile on his face) and asked him the following (and read all the way to the end to see how you could win a little money):

Dave -
How do you know if you’ve done a “good” workout? Should you feel it? And should the feeling be painful or just…sore? How do you incrementally ramp up the workouts to make sure you keep improving?

It depends on the workout, but trusting in “feeling” can be deceptive, sort of like trusting sushi at a buffet. I like using a heart rate monitor for cardio workouts to ensure I’m working hard enough and setting and upper and lower heart rate limit.

For my lifting workouts, I track the weight I’ve lifted and try to improve weekly – you can use 5% as a goal. So if you benched 100 pounds for 10 reps this week, either try for 11 reps next week, or 105 pounds. For many of my athletes, I’ll test them in various lifts so we have a baseline to work from. But yes, you should feel pretty tired after a good workout and most people that think they are working out hard really aren’t, and then I have to make fun of them.

David Bauer has lots of letters after his name like this: MS, CPT, NCC, LPC, AHFS, BCWC. He owns his own gym where he runs Boot Camps, does personal training, nutrition counseling, mental/emotional health counseling and wellness coaching.

Want the chance to win a little money? All who send us a question via email OR in the comments, will be entered to win a $20 Amazon gift card -hey, $20 is $20, and will buy you some good summer reading. Ends midnight Saturday and one random winner will be drawn. If you would like to ask Dave a question to be featured here, email us at: iruinsports@att.net or post it in the comments below! 

Plan B – 3 Days Left

Over the weekend, I kept up with the no carb diet and did treadmill on Sunday (Saturday was my day off of exercise). And since I know all one of you is desperate to know today’s plan, here you go:

Workout: P90X Legs and Back  - I LOVE this workout. To be honest, we have no way of doing pullup work in the house, so I skip the four pullup moves, but the rest is sooo beautifully hard it’s actually fun. There are speed skaters, sumo squats, calf raises (Seriously has to be my favorite exercise invented – toes pointed out, toes parallel, then toes pointed in – 15 slow raises, then 10 fast in each position. L.O.V.E.), sneaky lunges (on your toes for 2 and a half minutes of lunges.) and one leg wall squats.
Then I ended with the Ab Ripper workout, which is about 15 minutes long. I honestly wanted to quit in the middle, but was afraid of having to admit it – so I completed it. I struggled with it today – I blame lack of carb energy. I’m blaming everything on carbs this week!

Eating: 
Breakfast: 3 egg omelette with a little ham and some mozzarella cheese
Lunch: Tuna, mayo, pepper. Nuts.
Snack: Nuts, deli ham and cheese
Dinner: Steak, spinach salad with mushrooms and..stuff. Good, healthy stuff.

Carbs I Dream About:
Entenmann’s donuts – the only donuts I actually like
Chocolate filled croissant – the first one I had was a few years ago when we were driving the Ring of Kerry in Ireland. It just added to the beauty and became a food that has a definite memory associated with it.
Giordano’s pizza – I cannot stop thinking about it…sadly.

Summer’s Almost Here Playlist

Kelli’s Summer’s Almost Here Workout Playlist

I know you’re dying to know what’s on the latest playlist! The weather around here has been FABulous, GORGeous and makes you talk like that too – in all cap accents. So here’s my Summer’s Almost Here – I Can Taste It Workout Playlist! (Wait, does Summer have carbs??)  What’s on your list lately? 

Zou Bisou, Bisou     -Jessica Pare (Definitely on the list for the sake of my family-they hate it. I play it just to annoy. ha!)
Pon de Replay     -Rihanna
Body Movin’    -Beastie Boys
Dr Feel Good     -Travie McCoy feat Cee Lo Green
Gone in the Morning    -Newton Faulkner
Enjoy the Silence    -Depeche Mode
We Found Love     -Rihanna feat Calvin Harris
Women Without Whiskey     -Drive By Truckers
Once in a Lifetime     -Talking Heads
Bebot     -Black Eyed Peas
Sweet Child O’ Mine   -Guns N Roses
Rent a Cop    -Ben Folds
Short Skirt/Long Jacket    -Cake
Hero     -Skillet
A Place For My Head – Linkin Park
Forgotten – Linkin Park
Funk Soul Brother   -FatBoy Slim
Only Girl (In the World)    -Rihanna
I’m Shakin’    -Jack White
Take Me WIth You When You Go    -Jack White
Say Goodbye    -Norah Jones
Happy Pills    -Norah Jones
I Think It’s Going to Rain Today   – Norah Jones (Cooldown and the most beautiful song I’ve heard in ages)

Weekly Wrap Up

I, for one, am still feeling all sentimental with the beautiful moment of Kerry Wood pitching one last out, greeting his boy on the field and hearing the cheers of the fans. Very cool.

Jeff taught us all a little something about beginning running.
Jeff also gave some tips to his own kid about playing baseball.

Kelli/I loved stuff, got over an illness and started daily updates on the last 10 days of my 90 day “let’s see what happens” plan of diet and exercise. I also shared how I got over a plateau I had camped out on for a few months.

Dave gave a couple suggestions on muscle aches and pains and by doing so, helped us all become better people.

That may have been overstating things a bit. Have a good weekend!

Plan B – 6 Days Left

Workout: P90X Kenpo DVD. Second time this week. Today it worked for me because I was motivated to workout, but it was such a hectic day, I didn’t want to think about what I was doing. I also am hearing the siren call of Giordano’s deep dish pizza and the easiest way to combat sirens calling is to be at your strongest and all proud of yo’self. Kenpo makes me proud, because I can do it all the way through, yet it’s still a tough workout.  I was a little embarrassed to realize I was literally quoting Tony (the P90X trainer) out loud during the DVD, that’s how much I’ve done this one. I could probably lead the workout.

Food: Boy, you throw a perfectly cute little block of time called a week at me and maybe a slight suggestion from a certain trainer, and bam! It’s another no carb week for me! Jeff can have his cheeseburgers and ice cream, but when you’re a girl on a mission, and you have four pounds left…you stick with your eating habits because they’re what’s going to accomplish the goal. If he’s going to say there’s nothing wrong with eating that food, then you can’t dis me for eating this food.
Breakfast: 2 eggs, 1 egg white omelette with spinach and feta cheese
Lunch: string cheese, tuna, mayo and nuts
Dinner: Spicy Pork Tenderloin and tons of green beans with almonds
I dare say the pork tenderloin is a Top 5 Favorite in our house. The original recipe is from P90X, and with slight adjustments, I make it about once a week around here. It’s also really low carb.


Snack: celery and nuts